Vacation's a comin'

I bought the airline tickets for our vacation yesterday. I
had to modify my original plan, which was to fly to Rome,
and take a commuter plane or a train to Paris. I waited
on a call back from a travel agent though...almost too late
as we crossed an invisible barrier between reasonable tickets
and freakin expensive tickets.

The rome tickets went from $700 to $1300 in a day...oh
well, best laid plans and all. I went with the $650 tickets to
Paris and pushed the buy button. I then made the mistake
of calling continental to try and upgrade those tickets using
miles....the agent didn't even laugh as she said "that'll be
$450 plus 20000miles each way. per ticket. My brain's only response
was to think "do I get a blowjob with that?" My mouth wisely
stayed silent, since one of my employees was sitting 5 feet
away. (my homerfication is almost complete: "hmmmm,
blowjob")

All I need now is about 8 different hotel reservations, some
train tickets and a two week course in french and italian.

"mama mia, that's a good meatball!" probably won't get us
very far. [hmmmm meatballs, aaaaaggghl]